My face needs a shoe.

The battle of Besiktas & Alanyaspor at Alanya Oba Stadium in Turkey…is nigh

What fun. You can do anything in this world, folks. Money and sports are meaningless. So you might as well gamble on sports. There isn't a more fun thing to do with your life. I hope the match has more two or more goals in the first half of play and the home squad and underdogs, Alanyaspor, come out victorious:


Bless you, sweet boys. Sweet boys on both sides. My sweet Turkish boys.

Süper Lig 4 EVA

terrorist metaphor dining on the entree of my wounds
splashing around like
a golden retriever
in a pool of varnish
thin on a plot so I revert to
the source code
eloping
in the cocoon

a Mark Baumer greatest hit

😢 Mark had sent me an email with an excerpt of one of his projects years ago and I can't find it in gmail :(

of course my video editing app is failing me for the first time all year today

I'm going to listen to this ~3.5-hour audiobook of Mark Baumer's Holiday Meat, which he recorded himself in true Mark Baumer fashion. I feel bad that I never bought this book (I think it's sold out now, but the ebook of I am a road is available here).

Today's forthcoming LIFECAST video is in dedication to Mark. Please donate to the cause Mark was championing at youcaring.com/barefoot if you can.

Autofill results after "sponge"—lol.

RIP Mark Baumer

I'm feeling pretty devastated right now. There was no bigger creative influence in my life than the writer and artist and poet Mark Baumer. His daily dispatches were a true highlight of my day. Mark was struck and kicked by a car walking across america raising awareness and money for climate change, and it's left me feeling insanely empty.

It isn't the $3000 the prophecy foretold, but 30-1 is still 30-1. Happy Championship Sunday.

One might say that this frog, which I photographed this morning at the aquarium in Camden, NJ, is the spiritual / frog version of me, your humble blogger and friend. One might say.

Just bet everything on Rutgers basketball 🏀 +125 home vs Nebraska

If I win, I'm letting it (~ $60) ride:

• 3pm Missouri/Missouri St. 🏀 ML Parlay
• 7pm Milwaukee Bucks 🦌 ML
• 10pm San Jose Sharks 🦈 -1.5

IF ALL THIS HITS I AM GONNA PUT $100 ON A STEELERS/PACKERS ML + BOTH OVERS PARLAY AND POCKET THE REST