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Friday, January 20, 2017

a poem:
there is a new president
it is trump
lol
i'm getting
pizza
tonight
so
whatever y'all
I got more sleep last night than any other previously in 2017 and I couldn't feel more irritable right now––what the fuck is that all about?
Gambling on the IVORY COAST soccer team in ~10min. Betting on this bad-ass logo tbh.

Thursday, January 19, 2017



Fun Fact: the Twin Peaks pilot episode had nearly four times as many viewers as The Big Bang Theory's did. #TVFunFacts #CanUBelieveIt? #TPReboot17
Sweet! I reached 77 people with my 0-views video! Thanks, Facebook!

January 19, 2017 at 09:59PM

Watching the rest of The Future (2011).
bag under my right eye + avocado emoji (🥑) / the letter "O" in blue sans serif, sideways =

IDFK man

For whatever reason the buttons on the lefthand side of my Tumblr (courtesy of cooltext.com) started to disappear. I couldn't be bothered with fixing this dumb thing so I just deleted all of them. I miss them and this is truly a sad day but there's nothing else I could've done.

Shoutout to "A House with Rooms" and "FlyNaked"—my neighbors are really bringing their wifi network naming A-game.

My iPhone won't back up via iTunes because it keeps saying it's disconnected but then it shows that it's connecting the whole time? I feel like this is a conspiracy to get me to use iCloud. I won't back down though.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

I wonder if John Calipari likes calamari.

YOWZA!


This is a hot one.

Found a razor and three wet socks!

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

YO: current coffee consumption and my fatigue level not exactly working on the exact bar graph scale I had hoped for

On not sleeping and getting three new tires in Connecticut

I feel like CT might be the weirdest state in America.

It's like a tiny Maine peppered with pockets of gray industry, close enough to one another so that you never feel disconnected to current urban culture. It has so much of no identity that its identity is nothingness. Their most notable sports things are a nearly unbeatable womens basketball team and a defunct pro hockey franchise with a badass logo. It has no real city but plenty of worthy wannabes, a baker's dozen of the poor man's Des Moines, though who's been to Des Moines for that matter.

I've spent time in West Hartford, the largest place on the above list which doesn't warrant the funny "(city)" qualifier. It's a safe, fine, white place. More New England than Tri-State. My wife's college roommate lives there with her husband and two young children.

On the way up to visit this past weekend, we got a bubble in our front right tire. That's bad. Your car can turn into an inferno and you can become part of the pretty highway landscape on, oh IDK, the Merritt Parkway.

On Sunday, when I woke up from a mostly sleepless night (is there a word for waking up when you don't sleep?), one of our back tires was nearly 100% flat.

I wish a car didn't need tires but existed entirely on air and there was no metal and no car and actually we just teleported everywhere.