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Monday, January 9, 2017

IMMEDIATE MEME TIME

Also, maybe cuz y'all put it a big-ass hole through the bottom of it had something to do with this? [Source.]
I forgot the Golden Globes were on last night. I hope they were "golden" for all who watched.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

"I think Florida State is the place where Tom Brady and Peyton Manning kissed for the first time."
I guess the Steelers/Dolphins line ballooned in wake of Detroit's second half collapse? I will probably regret this tease but damn, 12 feels like way too much. Also, like yesterday, I feel like over in the early game and under in the late game are the two total plays this afternoon. Good luck!


Saturday, January 7, 2017

s/o to this dog whose polaroid picture was stuck into the window of this car

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A social media platform called LandScape whose gimmick is that users can only post in landscape, moving against the trend of Snap/Insta/FB Live etc, who are all super focused on selfie 🤳 portrait mode. I think there are still cool things to do with augmented reality cellphone photography/ video outside of the user's face. Think: a field of puppies, not just making yourself look like a puppy. I am currently taking angel investors at the clip of $1/month via my Patreon or feel free to 🐌-mail me Applebee's gift cards in any amount you deem worthy. Thanks 🙏

Friday, January 6, 2017

AT THIS POINT, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE HAD GOUT SINCE THE SECOND DAY OF THE YEAR AND IT HAS GOTTEN INCREASINGLY WORSE. I HAVE SLEPT MAYBE 4.5-HOURS, ON AVERAGE, EACH NIGHT OF 2017. I AM CALLING THIS, HOPEFULLY, FINAL CASE OF THE GOUT: *GOUT CLASSIC* ALA COKE CLASSIC, BECAUSE IT IS CENTRAL TO THE RIGHT BIG TOE, SUCH A CLASSIC SPOT TO HAVE GOUT––OH MY YES, LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. BUT I REMAIN SO HOPEFUL FOR ALL WHICH THIS NEW YEAR WILL SURELY BRING, TIED IN RIBBON, SPARKLING. I AM ONWARD TO THE GYM THIS MOMENT, TO CLIMB STAIRS, REACHING THOSE METAPHORICAL HEIGHTS AND SWEATING THE LITERAL SWEAT. I DO SO WITH THE LAST OF MY ENERGY––PLEASE, WISH ME LUCK.


new half japanese is good ! (you might even say it's not HALF bad ;)
My favorite part of the lifecast.info reboot is how the left-directional marquee HTML makes the date look like it's getting chopped up in the bunny rabbit's propeller.

Thursday, January 5, 2017


I hate (hate) myself for liking this is as much as I do.

Stitcher: a review, of sorts

I have been using the app Stitcher for podcasts for the last ~24+ hours and so here is my expert review. It's definitely good and probably better than Podcasts (iTunes) especially if you're using Android and Apple devices. The main selling point, for me, is being able to pick up on a show––in your web browser, on your Amazon Fire, on your iPhone––all at the exact place where you left off, with the added bonus of a friendly British lady voice saying, "Resuming episode." However, I have three main qualms:

1. Not a big deal, but one of my favorite (newish) pods isn't available on it yet: Tim Heidecker's Office Hours Live. Hopefully this will be there soon.

2. You can't access full archives for some shows. (NOTE: This is not, across the board, necessarily a Stitcher issue; some pods only make a certain number of new episodes available on various platforms.) I am specifically talking about The Legacy Music Hour, of which you can only stream the last 10 or so shows. (I am in the process of starting from the beginning: 2010, or 175+ episodes.) This is odd because you can access the full archives of this show on Podcasts and the Android-friendly/RSS-based app, Podcast Addict. Oh well.

3. And the biggest annoyance is the discrepancy in views/settings across platforms. See above: iPhone (left) and browser/Chrome (right). On mobile, you can set the order of your shows to be displayed by recency. There is no option for this in the browser settings. You can only order them manually, with the newest additions showing up on top. I know, I know, this seems like a dumb complaint. It's a little thing but one that feels very easy to fix, and I find the shortsightedness of the error really irksome.

You can find (a lot of) the podcast episodes I am listening to posted to this page via the /podcasts tag.
new song/hook idea:

⨔ got brocolli bits on my cellphone, bitch ⨔