"I think Florida State is the place where Tom Brady and Peyton Manning kissed for the first time."

I guess the Steelers/Dolphins line ballooned in wake of Detroit's second half collapse? I will probably regret this tease but damn, 12 feels like way too much. Also, like yesterday, I feel like over in the early game and under in the late game are the two total plays this afternoon. Good luck!

s/o to this dog whose polaroid picture was stuck into the window of this car

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A social media platform called LandScape whose gimmick is that users can only post in landscape, moving against the trend of Snap/Insta/FB Live etc, who are all super focused on selfie 🤳 portrait mode. I think there are still cool things to do with augmented reality cellphone photography/ video outside of the user's face. Think: a field of puppies, not just making yourself look like a puppy. I am currently taking angel investors at the clip of $1/month via my Patreon or feel free to 🐌-mail me Applebee's gift cards in any amount you deem worthy. Thanks 🙏

everything is meaningless https://t.co/wFKULoqjQ4 http://pic.twitter.com/2EFLx5lCEE — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 6, 2017

AT THIS POINT, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE HAD GOUT SINCE THE SECOND DAY OF THE YEAR AND IT HAS GOTTEN INCREASINGLY WORSE. I HAVE SLEPT MAYBE 4.5-HOURS, ON AVERAGE, EACH NIGHT OF 2017. I AM CALLING THIS, HOPEFULLY, FINAL CASE OF THE GOUT: *GOUT CLASSIC* ALA COKE CLASSIC, BECAUSE IT IS CENTRAL TO THE RIGHT BIG TOE, SUCH A CLASSIC SPOT TO HAVE GOUT––OH MY YES, LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. BUT I REMAIN SO HOPEFUL FOR ALL WHICH THIS NEW YEAR WILL SURELY BRING, TIED IN RIBBON, SPARKLING. I AM ONWARD TO THE GYM THIS MOMENT, TO CLIMB STAIRS, REACHING THOSE METAPHORICAL HEIGHTS AND SWEATING THE LITERAL SWEAT. I DO SO WITH THE LAST OF MY ENERGY––PLEASE, WISH ME LUCK.