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January 02, 2017 at 03:39PM

I plan on doing so much content in 2017! Hold on to your butts (Sam Jackson, Jurassic Park)

I love Lance Armstrong, and his papa Neil. American heroes them both. No doubt USA 🇺🇸 hall of famers.

For me ending the year with pink eye and weird bleeding gums seems about right.

When is not Christmas 🎄?

Went to Longwood Gardens tonight with the fam. Really cool place. Highly recommend if you ever find yourself in southeast PA.

Very excited for the game tonight. Love these uniforms.

My dream to start a livejournal in 2017 is also a promise and it is real

https://t.co/BvwXwX8AoW http://pic.twitter.com/BDsBN4swnH — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

Here is a picture of me finishing the Atlantic City Half-Marathon in 2013.

http://pic.twitter.com/XO1fWWs34N — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

New featured content: Jokes, a digital chapbook.

A NEW DAY IS DAWNING

DEAD-Å$$ ÍÍ 2014

F E E B L E

M U T A N T

TRANSMISSIONS

(CAPSLOCK, 2016b)

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http://pic.twitter.com/Rtkvh7eobc — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

December 20, 2016 at 09:18PM

I'm an average swimmer, an average skier and an above average cook.

I need a giant snack of hair to feed my ambivalence and spring me towards a better body