For me ending the year with pink eye and weird bleeding gums seems about right.

When is not Christmas 🎄?

Went to Longwood Gardens tonight with the fam. Really cool place. Highly recommend if you ever find yourself in southeast PA.

Very excited for the game tonight. Love these uniforms.

My dream to start a livejournal in 2017 is also a promise and it is real

https://t.co/BvwXwX8AoW http://pic.twitter.com/BDsBN4swnH — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

Here is a picture of me finishing the Atlantic City Half-Marathon in 2013.

http://pic.twitter.com/XO1fWWs34N — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

New featured content: Jokes, a digital chapbook.

A NEW DAY IS DAWNING

DEAD-Å$$ ÍÍ 2014

F E E B L E

M U T A N T

TRANSMISSIONS

(CAPSLOCK, 2016b)

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http://pic.twitter.com/Rtkvh7eobc — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

December 20, 2016 at 09:18PM

I'm an average swimmer, an average skier and an above average cook.

I need a giant snack of hair to feed my ambivalence and spring me towards a better body

I'm not sure who Brandon thought he was emailing after midnight about Hillary Clinton but this was in my day job's main info inbox. Hit him up at ivbaseball07 at yahoo, though.

I know it came out early in the year (Jan. 22) but Emotional Mugger is the best thing Ty Segall's put out in my opinion. Shocked it hasn't made many year-end lists, or any that I've seen actually.

/nulligan