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Monday, December 5, 2016
Billionaire Simmons' Ring Ring Shop: Black Friday is almost here (don't settle)
The only thing left not rotting or lit on fire at his content farm, folks, are a ~half-dozen or so blind alpacas. They can be yours for the price of a working email address or _______ (barter). These are gonna fly, so run. Don't walk.