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Monday, December 5, 2016

'mashup' idea: "ICE ICE LADY"

METHOD: Take Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" but when you get to the "baby" line in the chorus, insert Styx's "LADY!" from their hit song, "Lady."

RESULTS: Collect unknowable but vast profits.

Trebuchet Poem #1

musically • of the computer flutes • we recharge bits • fit for • like melting butter • a desecrated stay • venerable and unstable •  totally on/off • the species is already extinct • put the vegans in the trash can • blacked-out humans with tattered umbrellas • swept off their feet • into the cloud • to google • again

Saturday, December 3, 2016

B1G championship total almost over at the half 😔

Classik 👹666 Football Bet

Satanic college athletics wagering: there ain't nothing like it. I got a $6 six-team six-point teaser that pays out 6-1 with a bonus of no game kicking off later than 6PM EST!

Friday, December 2, 2016

This "Will Toledo"^ fellow needs to …
EVERY1 is not XGAU-LEVEL THINKER and should not SHARE THEIR 🎶 THOUGHTS WILLY-NILLY

LOL Punz INDENTED ;-)

My biggest beef with iPhones and why I'm seriously considering flipping is the insane and mysterious "other" storage clog. I did a factory reset only a month or two ago and—while it did clear that space temporarily—I'm already back to 5+ GB of stupid "other" preventing me from doing everything I'd like to with this machine. It's super frustrating.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

I am now gonna go to the gym and I'm gonna do a live video of my run to the gym on Facebook here and when I get there I am gonna walk on the treadmill at speed 2.7 at the top/hardest incline (15) for an hour while I watch that Tony Robbins documentary and then I am gonna run home and do another live video of my jog back and when I get home I'm gonna shower and I then am going out to the movies tonight and then to dinner here. I don't feel well but I need to do these things. I am currently sitting on a beach chair and my back hurts.
FAN THEORY: Kanye West is a h o s p i t a l