Why is it illegal to post pictures of your ballot? Seems dumb. Or maybe it's not illegal and people are just saying that as a goof? Definitely don't care enough to google this.

Perhaps my worst URL purchase of all-time. A play on the BENGHAZI craze. RIP. Dying a fitting death this week given the circumstances. Trenghazi.com must die so S H E may live.

ICYMI I SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA MYSELF LAST NIGHT BY RUNNING ON A PATH THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS! EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: HERE.

Election Day special. I voted for Hillbilly Kingpin.

BREAKING NEWS:

Sponge Bob is for Trump!

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