CONFESSION TIME™
I did something v bad. I bet on Rutgers. I shouldn't treat this with disrespect, and I did so earlier today. I pledge, right here and right now, to never do this again, so long as the money gods bless with me with enough expendable income (lol) to keep doing this. I'm sorry. Please don't abandon me or this blog in these troubling times.

LOOKS LIKE THE UNDER 53.5 IS GONNA HIT IN THIS MEMPHIS/TULANE CONTEST. NEED CALGARY (CURRENTLY TIED 2-2) TO PREVAIL TO GO 3-1 WITH MY PLAYS TONIGHT.

Boat Jackson

I googled "Bo Jackson on a boat" because I wanted to do a content post called "Boat Jackson." TGIF PLS SEND HELP.

✍️ I Can Redo It And I Can Start Over. And I Can Start Over Again. Shalom 🗣

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Tao Lin deleted this tweet but I thought it was a decent tweet.

[Source.]

DON'T TELL ME I HAVEN'T SEEN THE FACE OF GOD

This guy is crossing the country on foot again and I really hope he posts content as much as possible because the last time he did it, the content was so 🔥.

(that's how the kids express COOLNESS; they don't say something is good they say something is [fire emoji]––just an FYI)

I FEEL ABOUT 35% BETTER THAN YESTERDAY BUT I AM PROGRESSIVELY FEELING WORSE SO I MIGHT FEEL -20-60% WORSE BY THE END OF IT (END OF WHAT? JK) BUT I STILL CONTINUE TO SOLDIER ON DESPITE THIS FEELING MY JAW MIGHT SOMEHOW DEATTACH AND SCRAPE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF MY SKULL SO SORRY TO MAKE IT GRAPHIC FOLKS HERE IS A PICTURE OF PROBABLY THE COOLEST MASCOT GOING THE WESTERN KENTUCKY BLOB OR WHAT HAVE YOU LOOK AT HIM SO CUTE SLIDING ON THE B-BALL COURT

feel like 🔥 garbage today, folks

[ EASILY THE WORST I'VE FELT THAT WASN'T RELATED TO DRINKING AND/OR A CLEAR CUT SICKNESS OF SOME SORT IN A LONG WHILE ]