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D-Funct(show() Now hahaaha

NCAAF plays

I like both road teams tonight on the college slate: gimme Western Kentucky-2.5 and Temple +10. Good luck!

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LOL 2031 😂 (ps. I know this how this works but it's still fairly comical)

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Wanna listen to an EP? But you only have less than one minute? I got your back, kid:

➙ 𝔹𝔸ℕ𝔾 𝕀𝕋 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼.

David Foster Wallace 2003 Interview.mp3 [84 minutes; 61.4MB]

s/o my 1998 Yanks World Series sweatshirt.

For a hot second, both of these bets almost hit. But I still made some dough tonight. gob bless The Death Scenario™ which thankfully did not come. NEW latenight edition of the SportzBlast coming out in a matter of moments. Stay tuned. [UPDATE:NO]

My dog 🐶

My dog Frank is a real bookworm 📚

Younghoe Koo with the long FG. Georgia Southern up 13-10 over Arkansas St. at the half.

They've found the Blue Jays beer thrower 🍻 and he looks like a terrifying monster.

nullkdm

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UPDATE: FWIW ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Nupp

Come on

fuck this shit

This shit is not working.

Signed up to take the Jeopardy! test to be a contestant potentially. I love that I feel like I'm (A) smart enough for this, and (B) wouldn't have an anxiety attack in the unlikely event I am selected. Oh well. DREAM BIG OR GO HOME.