Big shout out to Eddie Royal who is an avid reader of this blog. Great GTPRTD! (garbage time punt return TD) Got me THA OVAH!!! More like Eddie King if you ask me. ("royal" just doesn't cut it)

WECLOME 2 HELLL

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C O N T E N T (Ô) K I L L E R

K I S S Y – K I S S Y ~I N~ T H E ~C O N T E N T~ P A T C H

Just got back from Raleigh

and I took a 2+ hour nap. Maybe the longest nap I've taken in 3+ years? Debating how hard I should crush this coming week. Leaning towards FULL ANNIHILATION. For starters, I put on another 17.5 lbs so there's no where to go but up in the health & fitness dept. Secondly, I got so many ideas juices flowing that my shit is like literally a river and the river is flooding (call FEMA, bitches). Thirdly, I don't even need a third point. Lemme just watch MNF and do one last carb binge in peace. L8er.

I posted this shit on twitter but I'm posting again here too whatever I'm on the #WentzWagon I guess. Final score: Chicago 27-24.

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Because I had SHIT luck last Saturday, I am going to refrain from gambling on the college ball this weekend. My only wager is a modest one on the +270 Temple moneyline as I loathe Penn St. and would love to see my Philly boys beat them on JoePa day.

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A VOTE 4 TRUMP IS A VOTE 4 LŸFE

Hoping for a homerun tonight. I'll have some college plays later on.

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Just a fun little parlay

Def hoping Tanaka kills it tonight but part of me thinks this is gonna be an old school barnburner.