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Monday, August 15, 2016

Is there evidence that Beyoncé has a secret Snapchat account?

NO. THERE IS NOT.


FC ORENBURG

Just put $12.50 on the first half ML of a Russian professional soccer game. Orenburg is playing their third game in less than an hour and they haven't scored a goal yet all season. I got this bet at meaty +260. They're due, right? RIGHT?!

(PS. This is all part of my larger ploy to acquire enough capital to bet on football from my initial $5 free bet, which I quadrupled last night! If this puppy hits, I will have turned that into $50+ in less than 24 hours so let's do this y'all!)

I've gotten less than 33.3% of the "things" I should have received for "donating" to Kickstarter projects.


FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !! FACT !!

I CAN RUN FASTER THAN MICHAEL PHELPS CAN SWIM.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Discovered I had a random $5 "FREE BET" in my account tonight so I made a live bet during this baseball game in the third inning when the Cards were down 2-0. Got decent odds and they came back to win 6-4. Pure dumb luck, but I'm back in the game.

$22.50 YALLZ SHOULD I LET IT RIDE ??

Two guys lighting cigarettes at the same time in jean shorts

SBSVSDVMILL


The Dikembe finger wave is getting out of hand in these Olympics. Just saw the Hungarian water polo goalie do it. 


BUT IF THIS RANDOM (<--) PHOTO I FOUND ON THE INTERNET HE HAS BEEN DOING SINCE AT LEAST 2013 SO THAT'S SOMETHING (IS IT??? IS IT SOMETHING???).

NASDLASDL
If I were executive producer on a Godsmack tribute album I would definitely name it Honest to Godsmack. 

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Shout out to the NBC Olympic Roku app. It's really good. I also want to say that I'm writing a book about monkeys right now. So look for that in the near future.
Photo taken at 2106 S Christopher Columbus Blvd, Philadelphia, PA @ 9:34AM on 8-14-16.

Just a posted a picture of a cowboy at ikea at my new award winning blog s.c..

Saturday, August 13, 2016

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