A guy playing Pokemon almost forced me to miss a train yesterday. He was catching a Pokemon right in front of a turnstile. I am not going to download or do the Pokemons game. I wish people would care more about other people / their surroundings than Pokemon but I guess that's not going to happen. I accept the Pokemon revolution. I want to create a lo-fi version of Pokemon somehow. Lingzoids (Little Things and Androids).

I have never had a goatee in all my life despite how this picture makes it appear. Believe it or not, this picture has been digitally enhanced (as they say) and it makes it seem as though I do have a goatee. I included a picture of a man with an actual goatee for reference. This man is ashamed of his face and he should be. No goats.

Cylinders, 2016.

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You never know what you're gonna get.

Here's the 10-day weather forecast. My advice, sports fans? BE WEIRD. Be your 1 true weird-ass self, and the weather will always be 70 + sunny. Take care.

My wife drew this picture of our dog.

My computer keyboard is 60% electronics and plastic, and 40% everything bagel and human skin.

I just published a book* called Deer Me. Its Table of Contents are:

• 1 Grape Leaves Everyday
• 2 The Spider is Just a Fly Now
• 3 Gary
• 4 My Face is a Computer

*there are no words

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The Berlin Wall (probably).

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Trying something.

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The fact
The fact
The only
The only

[this was a poem btw]

Current status: enjoying a sour apple blow pop at the office while the voices in my tell me to ignore everything I've learned about the Wim Hof breathing method, but I can't be defeated; I am a gifted athlete and artist, and I will be eating a blessed vegan lunch in a matter of moments.

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I can't lie: I am using the computer right now and it feels great.

AUTOMATED MASSAGE: My vacation has officially ended. I ate three doughnuts in its honor.