You never know what you're gonna get.

Here's the 10-day weather forecast. My advice, sports fans? BE WEIRD. Be your 1 true weird-ass self, and the weather will always be 70 + sunny. Take care.

My wife drew this picture of our dog.

My computer keyboard is 60% electronics and plastic, and 40% everything bagel and human skin.

I just published a book* called Deer Me. Its Table of Contents are:

• 1 Grape Leaves Everyday
• 2 The Spider is Just a Fly Now
• 3 Gary
• 4 My Face is a Computer

*there are no words

MNNASDll