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Friday, July 8, 2016

Make WWW DOT MYAMERI DOT CA Great Again!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

AUTOMATED MASSAGE: I am on vacation until 11 July 2016

Friday, July 1, 2016

I think it would be cool if artists openly tried to operate outside of the Apple/Tidal/Spotify stream wars system. Not sure how feasible this would be but some artist has to be big enough to build their own infrastructure and monetize it.

Sitting in front of this mega AC vent just to air myself out after shower.
In case anyone was wondering you can't use the fried shrimp emoji in the title field for YouTube videos. This has been a public service announcement.
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BREAKING:


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I think I'm gonna pull all my music off Soundcloud. And just use it for podcasting?

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Under the pseudonym of MC Nothingness I conjured these ideas. Jeff Bezos made me do it.
I only write novels. These posts aren't me. Anyone who comes for the posts should know that. Full disclosure. These are the words of a bot. I created the bot. It is my clone. Beff. That is the clone-bot's name. Beff is a good writer in his own, umm, right. He prefers poems and movies though. You can read a movie and watch a book. Novels aren't meant to be read anymore anyway. Just knowing they exist is enough. Cemeteries are the new libraries. Every ISBN is RIP. 

For whatever reason, I edited out all of 3eb lead singer Stephan Jenkins's stage banter from this live-streamed performance in Myrtle Beach earlier this month. I also tacked on some very similar banter from their Bonnaroo performance a couple weeks later because life is truly meaningless.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Going to see The Phish tonight. God help me.