RIP Ali.

You can achieve your dreams. Hell, anybody can. Look at me. I'm going to a bachelor party in Morristown, NJ today. Not to brag. But I'm well-liked, well-rounded and doing swell. I can't complain. Dreams do come true. 

WORLD PREMIERE: The "Ducklings" music video is here, folks

Lead single from the forthcoming full-length LP from The Pizza Puppies (collective), FOCUs ('Ŧ๏lк' Üร).

June 3, 2016 at 01:47PM

No cigarettes on the grass, people. Come on now. You can only smoke on the pitcher's mound. However, dogs? Dog cannot smoke and/or play baseball anywhere on these premises, thank you very much.

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I am a serious person.

the Golden State Warriors are so unlikable to me. Also is there a ghost in my house? Some more CBT exercises. More Sports! What is the perfect amount of Mike Francesa him? Fruit flies and regular sized flies. And shout out to the Glitchè app.

MY LACK OF FOCUS IS INSANE.

IF I WAS EVEN JUST 10% BETTER AT FOCUSING OH WATCH OUT THE SHIT I WOULD DO LEMME TELL YA.

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING ELSE.

I JUST MADE THIS IMAGE ON THE LEFT HERE EMBEDDED IN THIS DANG BLOG POST.

WTF.

IT'S NOTHING.

IT WILL ONLY EVER EXIST HERE BUT DON'T TELL ME THAT B/C I AM CONVINCED IT IS THE 'ALBUM ART' FOR A TRIPLE LP ABOUT THE PERILS OF THE MODERN AGE.

Getting Off Content and What It Did for Me.

One of the oddest things about latest ed. of iTunes is that you can't add album artwork to wav files (or certain types of wav files?). So this Skate Death LP is gonna have to remain in Grey ♬ City for the foreseeable future. Lame.

There are two icons over on the righthand side column of this blogspot. One is a png of the saiga antelope, which represents this very space, where these very words exist. The other is the fried shrimp emoji, which represents my only other internet blogspace presence, my tumblr. There is no reason for a man to have two (2) blogs. But I hope that these two (opposing) symbols can work to explain why one might.

CBT up in HUR.

MY NEW EP

As advertised on the most recent podcast, this is the first fully-realized new music collection I've finished and put out in a good while. Toeing the line between (self)-curator and creator of (selfish) works: that's your boy SkyKid, a/k/a Jeff.

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Yahoo! Sports briefly changed their website design over the long weekend but now it seems to be back to what it was before. I still feel like the layout they had ~3-5 years ago was the best version (right before they switched to a hideous, short-lived "white-text-on-dark-background" look, which gave way to the version they've been using up until now).