The Snapchat Stories micro-EP I'm currently on is unruly in its length. There is a 0% chance the audio sync doesn't get fudged up when I export this puppy. 

I ♡ PIZZA

I think my favorite part of paying for Spotify is how the desktop app takes seven million years to load and then barely works.

What are these word even?

I love branding.

Shocked. Phil Mickelson always seemed so chill.

I put together this video from clips pulled off YouTube. Pretty great job if you ask me. And I am asking me. (I said "yes" btw.)

I thought Chance the Rapper had released an actual coloring book until mid-day yesterday.

re the song "Okkervil River RIP," I haven't listened yet but I am onboard whenever a band makes a song with the band's name in it. Good job. 

I think I'm finally gonna watch The Warriors. Right now! On the gym stairmaster! On my iPhone 6! Hooray!! (Semi-unrelated Note: I've always hated the IMDB website. It's really ugly and not user-friendly imo. I know people love it, but that's my take. I much prefer getting movie info on Wikipedia usually.)

If I had a Korn tribute band I would call it Kob. Don't try to do this tribute band for yourself because I will sue you.

Reactivated my "SkyKid" handle to comment at Stereogum. 'Sup.

Still from one of many new music videos I just made for The Pizza Puppies [art collective].

My favorite Hitler book is definitely My Camp, such a lovely and tender look at the young führer's many moments of fun at his summer camp, Lager Sonnigen Lustiges Gesicht (Camp Sunny Funny Face).

Go ahead. Use one of your many apps. I fucking dare you. 

I had a dream recently and it made me feel worse about a thing that happened to me IRL but then I had another dream last night which made me feel better about the same thing so dreams are funny like that I guess and you shouldn't worry so much.