I think I'm finally gonna watch The Warriors. Right now! On the gym stairmaster! On my iPhone 6! Hooray!! (Semi-unrelated Note: I've always hated the IMDB website. It's really ugly and not user-friendly imo. I know people love it, but that's my take. I much prefer getting movie info on Wikipedia usually.)

If I had a Korn tribute band I would call it Kob. Don't try to do this tribute band for yourself because I will sue you.

Reactivated my "SkyKid" handle to comment at Stereogum. 'Sup.

Still from one of many new music videos I just made for The Pizza Puppies [art collective].

My favorite Hitler book is definitely My Camp, such a lovely and tender look at the young führer's many moments of fun at his summer camp, Lager Sonnigen Lustiges Gesicht (Camp Sunny Funny Face).

Go ahead. Use one of your many apps. I fucking dare you.