Go ahead. Use one of your many apps. I fucking dare you. 

I had a dream recently and it made me feel worse about a thing that happened to me IRL but then I had another dream last night which made me feel better about the same thing so dreams are funny like that I guess and you shouldn't worry so much.

Blog like tweets like majestic sunsets. A new work order. We are all experiencing this.  

Zika got me down. But not out. I respect the mosquito and I love my fellow man. 

ADDED TO THE WEB: "Phlegm Gentleman"
WHAT: New 'Fake Song' title
WHERE: here

Soon the tubes will be up to date. I just need to stay the course. 

PSA MESSAGE 4 CARS. any cars reading this?

NASDASDLLLuu8

Twitter, Facebook and Instagram are done. Don't use them. Blogger™ 4 Life.

ADSASDLULL

I'll never take 1 million pictures but damn if I'm not going to try.

I enjoy culture in all its many forms. Sports, fashion, you name it. I love it all. 

MADSUALL

NASDAULll

Calling bullshit on anyone actually calling Steve Miller "the space cowboy," no way that's real.

I checked out the Chinese Lantern Festival yesterday at Franklin Square Park.

Only one damn person has uploaded the Electric Factory Mac DeMarco balcony dive to YouTube so far?!? Come on, folks. Unacceptable. It's been like over 12 hours. 80% of the crowd was filming that shit.