"It's only May,"

They say. They say 

Latest edition to our list of premium FAKE SONGS: "The Pope… Business Antelope?" We here at My America Industries hope to make all of these FAKE SONGS real one day and that is a promise.

A NEW WAY OF DOING

I've deleted all (well, most) of my social media feeds (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram). The only ones I am still using will be strictly because I like the programs for art-making purposes and wasn't even using them for 'networking' to begin with: Vine (R.I.P.), Snapchat, etc.

This is an experiment, just like everything else. An experiment in focus. I will still look at Feedly to keep up on new music news, but all other content channels are closed for business. I will be using this blog + my tumblr (re-rebranded as shrimpkardashian) to put my things into the world. I will also be using this blog in association with Flickr and YouTubes to do 'Twitter-like' musings and 'live' content posts.

But my main goal at this point is to focus on the music and arts career of the Pizza Puppies collective, of which I am proud to announce that I am their new manager, as I continue to work on making My America Industries great again. It's all happening so fast!

-Jeff, aka Jeff

Pop goes the weasel

Great basketball game. Did not see that Westbrook barrage coming. Going to see Parquet Courts tomorrow night. 

On tumblr officially and forever, they call me shrimpkardashian

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New podcast is new. Fresh. Different. Jeffkkast. Click the image to subscribe on iTunes.

My daughter's sticker and coloring pages often look like pretty cool art strewn about the floor.

Thank you for being online

This is a screengrab from a convo I am currently having with a dude from Overstock dot com about getting some cash back for the slightly damaged bookshelf I built/ Tom thanked me for being online. It felt nice. I am just a Visitor. Aren't we all?

The Lumineers suck

The first page of a journal which doesn't exist

I am a page in a book that has been ruined by rain on the highway.

Woody Allen’s Manhattan: Intro with Kid Rock’s “Bawitdaba”

When I tweeted about this video (before I deleted my account) it got 30+ RTs and over 50 likes (née favs) on the 29th day of April, 2016. Listen to this episode of The Best Show for the full origin story of this ridiculous video. UPDATE 2020: Vimeo deleted the original file but I re-upped it here (and below), and I'm now just realizing that Complex freaking did a blog post about this back in the day haha, referring to me as a "crafty filmmaker" ha–I'll take it! (if you actually search - - there are a bunch of posts about it; weirdly I had no idea at the time outside of the minor traction it got via The Best Show's audience.)

𝙑𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙤 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙧 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 (𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝? 𝙩𝙖𝙜 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚?) 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤. 𝙊𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚... pic.twitter.com/pN9MmWvNNj

— follow @ingesting (@kgbtmi) October 19, 2018

What happened to the last 10 days?

LOL. Who knows. Back to our regularly scheduled blogrammming shortly.

Somewhere in Japan...

...a shitty motivational message in English has been written on the glass entrance of a business.

What is This Life?

A blog post about the super over-friendly dude who works the front desk at my gym

Yes it is exactly that: ↑. I'll hide it beyond the click. Click if you dare.