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Saturday, April 2, 2016

A blog post about the super over-friendly dude who works the front desk at my gym

Yes it is exactly that: ↑. I'll hide it beyond the click. Click if you dare.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Here's my thinking

AKA 'My Thoughts™'

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Ranking All 444 Defunct
American Arena Football
Teams: An Introduction


This is happening.

↑ STILL IMAGE FROM
Snapchat Songs #29
OFFICIAL TRACKLIST:
1 Easter Zebras
2 Wendy in Our Hearts
3 Nü Pasta Nation
4 Casserole Bladder

DREAMCRY

I had a dream where I cried my eyes out. And when I woke up, my eyes were wet.

I have 10,000 music videos to make and I'm literally freaking out


It's true. That's no exaggeration, folks.

Monday, March 28, 2016

In addition to revamping this blog HQ today, the first day after Easter (AMEN), I want to remind you that I am constantly striving to make my tumblie, shrimp-kardashian.tumblr, an enjoyable and worthwhile content destination. For example, take this beautiful photo of my dog Frank wearing Easter Bunny ears. Amazing.

This is How You Do #HASHTAGS


The internal debate, the food monologue (soliloquy?) rages on...


Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Really ❤️ to tweet.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Semantics

An antelope in my book...
Though not an antelope, it is often known colloquially in North America as the prong buck, pronghorn antelope, or simply antelope because it closely resembles the true antelopes of the Old World. [Source.]

"The Blog is Dead: That's Why I Have This Blog"

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