I have 10,000 music videos to make and I'm literally freaking out

It's true. That's no exaggeration, folks.

In addition to revamping this blog HQ today, the first day after Easter (AMEN), I want to remind you that I am constantly striving to make my tumblie, shrimp-kardashian.tumblr, an enjoyable and worthwhile content destination. For example, take this beautiful photo of my dog Frank wearing Easter Bunny ears. Amazing.

This is How You Do #HASHTAGS

The internal debate, the food monologue (soliloquy?) rages on...

Really ❤️ to tweet.

Semantics

An antelope in my book...

Though not an antelope, it is often known colloquially in North America as the prong buck, pronghorn antelope, or simply antelope because it closely resembles the true antelopes of the Old World. [Source.]

"The Blog is Dead: That's Why I Have This Blog"

Reminder: