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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Monday, September 14, 2015

Caring about things in a vacuum

Life is about entertainment.

Man, I didn't sleep well last night. Was conked out from ~midnight to 4AM, but then something woke me up like every half-hour of that. My baby daughter kicked off the festivities but then the real heavy hitters came out: a tow truck towing a car with the car alarm blaring, a bizarre dream, a very eery sound emanating from the new baby monitor.

I woke up at 7AM with two distinct and very different feelings of dumbness in each of my arms. The right arm was like your standard slept-on-it weirdness and the left one was like something-is-medically-wrong-with-me tingling. I'm OK now.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

I haven't felt so incredibly stupid in a long time.

Thursday, August 20, 2015


Some context.

Friday, July 24, 2015

"Sports Authority," png 2015

Thursday, July 23, 2015


"Gameworn Cinci via NJ," png 2015

Monday, July 20, 2015

The website- and internet-wide rebrand continues. Our speciality is saiga antelope themed birthday parties for adults. Stay tuned for official announcement/press release, and thank you––yet again––for your loyalty and patronage.

Monday, July 13, 2015


"Popular News," png 2015

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

OMG.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015