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Monday, July 20, 2015

The website- and internet-wide rebrand continues. Our speciality is saiga antelope themed birthday parties for adults. Stay tuned for official announcement/press release, and thank you––yet again––for your loyalty and patronage.

Monday, July 13, 2015


"Popular News," png 2015

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

OMG.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Skorts

I'm just feeling a little bit like a weasel who's on the Barbwire and looking at the plastic rain try not to fly to close to the barbecue stylings of the enigmatic DJ with the mustache lip-synching the greatest hits of a slow burning forecaster skorts and the baby

Friday, June 19, 2015


"Looking Ahead/Looking Behind (But Who Knows Which is Which?)," gif 2015

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Last night I posted a 'manifesto' (of sorts) in the form of an 11-tweet thread. The intention of this was to articulate my reasons for 'existing online' in the manner which I do. I'm not sure I articulated anything but the clunky, sleep-derived screed is embedded after the jump for posterity's sake.

A Morality Play in 3 Acts Tweets

Monday, June 15, 2015

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Ralf Hütter of Kraftwerk runs away from a fan in Toronto.

Thursday, June 11, 2015


Hello, I would like to talk about Aerosmith's 13th studio album, Just Push Play, released in 2001, almost six months to the day before 9/11.