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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

2 Jokes: Snow Business & Payphone

JOKE #1

If I had a snowplowing business I would get the slogan "There's no business, like SNOW business" painted on the sides of all my trucks. (Maybe this isn't so much a joke as it is a good business idea?)

JOKE #2

The myth that payphones are a thing of the past is just that: a myth. Umm, hello? Why don't you reach into your pocket right now... That metal and glass thing? Uh, me think you're PAYING for that!