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Wednesday, September 26, 2018

On the Alphabetization of Emojis

The image above is a list of BLOG TAGZ utilized on this page, for example: the extremely random and 100% meaningless "๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ช(z-strong)," which I suppose means "Tired but strong" (maybe?) but I can't even give myself that much credit. What I really want to talk about herein is how the fuck my computer (read: Google, who owns the platform I'm using to make this site) decides to order the emojis I've been using as BLOG TAGZ¡?! It's truly a mystery. I see the order like this:

☢️, Biohazard
⚽, Soccer
⚾, Baseball
❇️, Green star thing
๐ŸŽฏ, Bullseye
๐Ÿ€, Basketball
๐Ÿˆ, Football
๐Ÿ‘ž, Shoe
๐Ÿ‘ถ, Baby
๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ช(z-strong), Sleep (Z's)
๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ, Water / Music
๐Ÿ”ด, Red dot
๐Ÿ”ต, Blue dot
๐Ÿš‡, Train or trolley thing

See, it doesn't make a lick of sense? If only I cared even a little bit, just the tiniest bit, to find out. I don't Carry on, and sorry for wasting your time...

PS. I really only started to re-use BLOG TAGZ fairly recently, and I'm not entirely sure why. I think it has something to do with my willingness to let go, ie not needing everything to be 'perfect' and tidy/clean. (Given the state of things around these parts, I'm sure you're wondering, "Whaaa when were you ever like that?" But honestly that's one of the Top 3 reasons why things have gotten so damn derelict etc. up in hurrrrr....)