𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

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Here it is! Celebrating my 400th Episode with a 400-minute long episode! What?! Featuring a greatest hits of audio from my 2015 podcasting false start attempts, and also some of my favorite music. And god knows what else. Please enjoy. The Table of Contents is 'after the jump'

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ToC

intro...
{Poop Story from June, 28th 2015}
Zombie Nation - "Kernkraft 400 (Sports Chant Stadium Remix)"
Brian Eno - "Discreet Music"
Movie trailer for 400 Days, a sci-fi film starring Dane Cook
{The History of National Underwear Day, August 5th, 2015}
Sisqo - "Thong Song [midi version]"
The Beatles - "She Said She Said"
{I am reborn on March 17th, 2015 at 3:17PM}
{The Art of Letting Go™ from May 21st, 2015}
GBV - "Weedking"
{Live Show Review: Mission of Burma @ Boot & Saddle, June 25th, 2015}
Mission of Burma - "Academy Fight Song"
{Deleting stuff and eating triple berry gif newtons on Jan 20th, 2015}
ORIGINAL SONG: "Renaldo Clark"
{January 21, 2015... some more boring shit... IDK} ->
{Learning how to pronounce words and other fun things on June 23rd, 2015}
Ariel Pink - "Picture Me Gone"
checking in (in 'real time')...
{Buying three plums on April 6th, 2016}
ORIGINAL SONG: "Lactose Intolerant Purple Prose"
Kleenex Girl Wonder - "Glander's Biennial"
ORIGINAL SONG: "From Light into Dusk into Darkness"
{Dispatch from date unknown, winter 2015 -> March 9th, 2015 -> March 19th, 2015}
{National Men Make Dinner Day, November 5th, 2015}
Feebz - "Lavish"
{ a good story about Phil Spector and Marky Ramone}
The real story about Phil Spector and Marky Ramone
The Ramones - "Chinese Rock"
NEWS: Nearly 400 bodies recovered from capsized Chinese cruise ship ->
moe - "Timmy Tucker" ->
{A giant melting snowball... from date unknown}
{Lost pets: pets have been lost on June 16th, 2015}
James Ferraro - "Find Out Whats On Carrie Bradshaw's iPod"
{Hey it's me talking again! This time on April 1st, 2015} ->
FFS - "Piss Off"
{Date unknown: "bridge fear" w/ selections from lost album, 'Pisses'}
11 Scariest Things Caught By Drones (*Well, 10 actually... sorry, this is the dumbest thing on the entire podcast)
{On November 6th, 2015, I did what I am doing now then I also shared some John Cage shit}
Traffic - "40,000 Headmen"
checking in (in 'real time')...

THE DAN DEACON APPRECIATION SEGMENT:
"Steely Blues" ->
{Live Show Review: First Unitarian Church, April 10th, 2015, part 1 of 2}
"Woof Woof"
{Live Show Review: First Unitarian Church, April 10th, 2015, part 2 of 2} ->
"USA is a Monster"
{An low-energy excerpt where I talk about all the times I've seen Dan Deacon, among other things, recorded on April 9th, 2015, the day before that show review I just played!}
"When I Was Done Dying"
(Diversion track... Sparks - "Roger")
"Crystal Cat"
{A recap of Super Bowl XLIX from February 2nd, 2015}
{Date unknown: jogkkast(w/ a 30lb. backpack on)}
Bone Thugs N Harmony - "Crossroads"
RAGE!!!!! COMPLAINT TO THE SUN NEWSPAPER (wtf is this idk)
Rage Against the Machine - "Bulls on Parade"
{Sax Talk, baby! from date unknown}->
Flipper - "Sex Bomb"
{I used to be a Celery Boy, specifically I was a Celery Boy on June 15th, 2015}
{Broadcasting live from my shower, it's "12 Years a JEFF" from January 20th, 2015}
{Post wisdom teeth removal report from March 7th, 2015}
{Date unknown: telling offended people that they haven't been offended} ->
Octopus - "Summer"
Freeman - "The Eastern and Western Stallion"
Billy Joel - "Captain Jack" (live)
{waking up on a Tuesday morning, 6:59am, date unknown} ->
{Mad hashtags from Park City, Utah on April Fool's Day which is on April Fool's Day, April 1st, 2015} ->
{I do something with a Taylor Swift instagram comment for some reason on... date unknown}
{Live Show Review: Girl Band @ Milkboy, March 14th, 2015, part 1 of 2}
Girl Band - "Why They Hide Their Bodies Under My Garage"
{Live Show Review: Girl Band @ Milkboy, March 14th, 2015, part 2 of 2}
{Date unknown: haggling rant}
Sebadoh - "The Freed Pig"
{Live Show Review: Sebadoh @ Union Transfer, March 18th, 2015}
Tay Zonday - "Chocolate Rain"
{Date unknown: 'Keeping it 100'}
{June 16th or 17th, 2015, it's the Sports Guy™}
{Brodcasting one's insignificance on July 1st, 2015}
{The final clip: A haircut to cure depression}

FIN.