𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢
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WEDNESDAY NFL WEEK 5 PICK REVIEW + GUESSING THE LINES FOR WEEK 6

WEEK 5 🏈 7-5-2
🗝 1-0
🐶 1-0
5️⃣ 3-2
🚩 1-1-1


W e e k _ 4 ~💣 💫 🅿️ i c k s _ R e v i e w
🅿️ NE (-5) @ TB | 19-14: depending on where you got this line (was at 5.5, 5 and 4.5 at kickoff) totally swung your W v L

💣 AZ (+6.5) @ PHI | 7-34: my worst call of the week probably; in general my going against the three ATS undefeated/winless teams went 1-2

💣 JAX @ PIT (-8) | 30-9: woof, the Steelers are a mystery to me this season (I guess so are the Jags)

💫 TEN @ MIA (+1) | 10-16: I took both home dogs in the two late edition lines (this and MNF); both games were un-bettable imo

💫 LAC (+3.5) @ NYG | 27-22: oh my poor sweet Giants; I am on a 4-0 run with my Upset Specials™ however

💫 SF @ IND (-1.5) | 23-26: def got dicey there towards the end but Brissett continues to Impressett

💫 BUF @ CIN (-3) | 16-20: the Bills lose their first game of the year ATS

💫 NYJ (-1) @ CLE | 17-14: Jets aren't pretty but the Browns are _____ ?

💣 CAR @ DET (-2.5) | 27-24: another one I'm kicking myself over; see this

💫 SEA (0) @ LAR | 16-10: about what I expected

💣 BAL @ OAK (-2.5) | 30-17: another pretty horrible call, oh well

💫 GB (+2) @ DAL | 35-31: surprised this went to a full FG (Dallas -3) by kickoff, also AARON FREAKING RODGERS

💣 KC @ HOU (0) | 42-34: was not even nearly as close as final score; KC is a machine and will be hard to ever bet against

🅿️ MIN @ CHI (+3) | 20-17: n/a

GENERAL NOTES:

• Week 5 Underdogs ATS: 6-4-2^ (Year: 42-30-3) • Underdogs (3+) winning outright (2 🐩*road): LAC*, JAX* (18 on year)

• Week 5 Home Teams ATS: 4-8-2 (Year: 36-38-3)

• AFC leads NFC 9-8-1 ATS on the year in head-to-head's


GUESSING WEEK 5 LINES:
Listen here.

TEAM BY TEAM (TO DATE):
💙 NYG: 2-3 ATS | 0-2 HOME | 1-3 ROAD | 0-2-3 OVERALL
👢 DAL: 2-3 ATS | 1-2 HOME | 1-1 ROAD | 2-1-2 OVERALL
🦅 PHI: 3-2 ATS | 2-1 ROAD | 1-1 HOME | 2-1-2 OVERALL
❓ WSH: 2-2 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 1-1 ROAD | 2-1-1 OVERALL 🐩 x 2

🎺 MIN: 2-2-1 ATS | 2-1 HOME | 0-1-1 ROAD | 2-2-1 OVERALL
🧀 GB: 3-2 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 2-1 ROAD | 2-1-2 OVERALL
🐻 CHI: 2-1-1 ATS | 2-0-1 HOME | 0-1 ROAD | 1-2-2 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🦁 DET: 3-2 ATS | 1-2 HOME | 2-0 ROAD | 2-0-3 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

⚔️ TB: 1-2-1 ATS | 1-1-1 HOME | 0-1 ROAD | 1-1-2 OVERALL
🕊 ATL: 2-2 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 1-1 ROAD | 1-0-3 OVERALL
🐱 CAR: 3-2 ATS | 0-2 HOME | 3-0 ROAD | 1-1-3 OVERALL
⚜️ NO: 2-2 ATS | 0-1 HOME | 2-1 ROAD | 2-2-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

💰 SF: 3-2 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 2-1 ROAD | 0-1-4 OVERALL
🛑 AZ: 0-5 ATS | 0-2 HOME | 0-3 ROAD | 0-2-2 OVERALL
🐦 SEA: 2-3 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 1-2 ROAD | 1-1-3 OVERALL
🐑 LAR: 2-3 ATS | 1-3 HOME | 1-1 ROAD | 1-1-3 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

🤡 NE: 1-3-1 ATS | 0-3 HOME | 1-0-1 ROAD | 1-1-3 OVERALL
🐬 MIA 1-2-1 ATS | 0-1-1 HOME | 1-1 ROAD | 0-2-2
🅱️ BUF: 4-1 ATS | 2-0 HOME | 2-1 ROAD | 1-0-2 OVERALL 🐩 x 2
✈️ NYJ: 3-2 ATS | 2-0 HOME | 1-2 ROAD | 1-2-2 OVERALL 🐩 x 2

⚫️ PIT: 2-3 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 1-2 ROAD | 2-1-2 OVERALL
🐕 CLE: 1-4 ATS | 1-2 HOME | 0-2 ROAD | 0-3-2 OVERALL
🐧 BAL: 3-2 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 2-1 ROAD | 3-2-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🐯 CIN: 3-2 ATS | 1-2 HOME | 2-0 ROAD | 1-2-2 OVERALL

🤠 HOU: 3-2 ATS | 1-2 HOME | 2-0 ROAD | 2-2-1 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🐆 JAX: 3-2 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 2-1 ROAD | 3-1-1 OVERALL 🐩 x 3
🏋️ TEN: 2-3 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 1-2 ROAD | 1-1-4 OVERALL
🐴 IND: 2-2 ATS | 3-0 HOME | 0-2 ROAD | 1-2-2 OVERALL

⚡️ LAC: 1-3-1 ATS | 0-3 HOME | 1-0-1 ROAD | 0-1-4 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🏇 DEN: 2-1-1 ATS | 2-0-1 HOME | 0-1 ROAD | 2-0-2 OVERALL
☠️ OAK: 2-3 ATS | 1-1 HOME | 1-2 ROAD | 1-3-1 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🔺 KC: 5-0 ATS | 2-0 HOME | 3-0 ROAD | 4-0-1 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

^ two games were PK (0) on the numbers I used

THE YEAR 🏈 43-31-2
🗝 3-3
🐶 4-2
5️⃣ 16-9
🚩 7-7-1

HISTORICAL
2015: 141-110-5
2016: 120-129-7
ALL-TIME: 261-239-12