𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢
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WEDNESDAY NFL WEEK 2 PICK REVIEW + GUESSING THE LINES FOR WEEK 3

WEEK 2 🏈 10-6
🗝 0-1
🐶 0-1
5️⃣ 1-4
🚩 1-2


W e e k _ 2 ~💣 💫 🅿️ i c k s _ R e v i e w
💫 HOU (+6.5) @ CIN | 13-9 ⬇︎16.5: bengals might be really bad; the under just keeps ripping hard

💫 BUF (+7) @ CAR | 3-9 ⬇︎31.5: incredibly ugly game; still leaves many ?'s about both sides long-term imo

💣 CLE (+8) @ BAL | 10-24 ⬇︎5.5: still vastly underrated this Baltimore team potentially, although can't glean much (W's v CIN, CLE)

💣 CHI (+6.5) @ TB | 7-29 ⬇︎8: probably my worst call of the week with TB up 26-0 at half; is CHI this bad or TB this good?

💫 TEN (-1.5) @ JAX | 37-16 ⬆︎11.5: one of my better calls;

💫 AZ @ IND (+7) | 16-13 OT ⬇︎14.5: ugh, really wanted this upset special to pay off; two bad beats with my U.S.'s (Bears in W1)

💫 PHI @ KC (-6) | 27-20 ⬆︎0.5: game went nearly as I thought with Philly hanging tough for a good chunk of it; KC @ SD W3 feels like a stay-away early

💫 NE (-6.5) @ NO | 36-20 ⬆︎1: LOCK; easy money

💫 MIN @ PIT (-6) | 9-26 ⬇︎8: kickoff was around 9/9.6 because of Bradford scratch

💣 MIA @ LAC (3.5) | 17-19 ⬇︎10: id I'd known about that crowd attendance I'd have never picked the Chargers

💫 NYJ @ OAK (-13.5) | 20-45 ⬆︎21: a fateful muffed punt stifled what was an admirable first half effort by NYJ; not sure they don't still get blown out though

💫 SF (+14) @ SEA | 9-12 ⬇︎20.5: was pretty worried about this pick beforehand but ended up being an easy one; SEA has some real offensive issues

💫 WSH (+3) @ LAR | 27-20 O/U PUSH: didn't pick up much from this game, but looked to be a fairly easy cover/outright road win

💣 DAL (-2.5) @ DEN | 17-42 ⬆︎15: oh wait this was my worst call of the week

💣 GB (+3) @ ATL | 23-34 ⬆︎2: another disappointing misfire on my end; both teams are playoffs-bound though

💣 DET @ NYG (-3) | 10-24 ⬇︎8.5: feels like I won't be picking NYG unless they're TD+ dogs this season *tear*

GENERAL NOTES:

• Week 2 Underdogs ATS: 8-8 (Year: 15-15-1) • Underdogs (3+) winning outright (3 🐩*road): HOU*, WSH*, DET* (7 on year)

• Week 2 Home Teams ATS: 8-8 (Year: 16-14-1)

• AFC is 4-1 ATS vs the NFC thus far on the year in head-to-head's

• Unders went 9-6-1; now 19-11-1 on year (also of note: 3 of the 6 over covers went JUST over; whereas unders covered by 13+ points on avg)

• 11 of 16 teams covered by 8 points or more... 6 were favorites; 5 dogs––meaning? lines are still off

• Tough to end week on an 0-3 run with the featured games after 10-3 start :(

GUESSING WEEK 3 LINES:
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TEAM BY TEAM (TO DATE):
💙 NYG: 0-2 ATS | 0-1 HOME ATS -17 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -10 AVG | 0-2-0 OVERALL
👢 DAL: 1-1 ATS | 1-0 HOME +10 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -27.5 AVG | 1-0-0 OVERALL
🦅 PHI: 1-1 ATS | 1-1 ROAD +6.5 AVG | 1-1-0 OVERALL
❓ WSH: 1-1 ATS | 0-1 HOME -12 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +10 AVG 1-1-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

🎺 MIN: 1-1 ATS | 1-0 HOME +7 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -11 AVG | 1-1-0 OVERALL
🧀 GB: 1-0 ATS | 1-0 HOME +5.5 AVG | 1-0-0 OVERALL
🐻 CHI: 1-1 ATS | 1-0 HOME +0.5 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -15.5 AVG | 0-1-1 OVERALL
🦁 DET: 2-0 ATS | 1-0 HOME ATS +14.5 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +17 AVG2-0-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

⚔️ TB: 1-0 ATS | 1-0 HOME +15.5 AVG | 1-0-0 OVERALL
🕊 ATL: 0-1 ATS | 0-1 ROAD +0.5 AVG | 0-0-1 OVERALL
🐱 CAR: 1-0 ATS | 1-0 ROAD +15 AVG | 1-0-0 OVERALL
⚜️ NO: 0-2 ATS | 0-1 HOME -9.5 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -7 AVG | 0-2-0 OVERALL

💰 SF: 1-1 ATS | 1-1 HOME -2 AVG | 0-0-2 OVERALL
🛑 AZ: 0-2 ATS | 0-2 ROAD -9.25 AVG | 0-1-1 OVERALL
🐦 SEA: 0-1 ATS | 0-1 ROAD -5.5 AVG | 0-1-0 OVERALL
🐑 LAR: 1-1 ATS | 1-1 HOME +10.75 AVG | 1-1-0 OVERALL

🤡 NE: 1-1 ATS | 0-1 HOME -23 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +9.5 AVG | 1-1-0 OVERALL
🐬 MIA 1-0 ATS | 1-0 ROAD +5.5 | 0-0-1
🅱️ BUF: 2-0 ATS | 1-0 HOME +1.5 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +1 AVF | 1-0-1 OVERALL
✈️ NYJ: 0-1 ATS | 0-1 ROAD -1.5 AVG | 0-1-0 OVERALL

⚫️ PIT: 1-1 ATS | 1-0 HOME +11 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -7 AVG | 1-0-1 OVERALL
🐕 CLE: 1-1 ATS | 1-0 HOME +7 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -6 AVG | 0-1-1 OVERALL
🐧 BAL: 2-0 ATS | 1-0 HOME +6 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +22.5 AVG | 2-0-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🐯 CIN: 0-1 ATS | 0-2 HOME -16.5 AVG | 0-2-0 OVERALL

🤠 HOU: 1-1 ATS | 0-1 HOME -28 AVG | 1-0 ROAD -10.5 AVG | 1-1-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🐆 JAX: 1-1 ATS | 0-1 HOME -19.5 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +28 AVG | 1-0-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🏋️ TEN: 0-1 ATS | 0-1 HOME -12.5 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +19.5 AVG | 1-0-1 OVERALL
🐴 IND: 1-1 ATS | 1-0 HOME +4 AVG | 0-1 ROAD -33.5 AVG | 0-1-1 OVERALL

⚡️ LAC: 0-1-1 ATS | 0-1 HOME -5.5 AVG | 0-0-1 ROAD 0 AVG| 0-0-2 OVERALL
🏇 DEN: 1-0-1 ATS | 1-0-1 HOME +13.75 AVG | 1-0-1 OVERALL
☠️ OAK: 1-0 ATS | 1-0 ROAD +12.5 AVG | 0-0-1 OVERALL 🐩 x 1
🔺 KC: 2-0 ATS | 1-0 HOME +1 AVG | 1-0 ROAD +23 AVG | 2-0-0 OVERALL 🐩 x 1

THE YEAR 🏈 15-15-1
🗝 1-1
🐶 0-2
5️⃣ 5-5
🚩 2-4

HISTORICAL
2015: 141-110-5
2016: 120-129-7
ALL-TIME: 261-239-12