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I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I REALIZED I SLEPT A LITTLE LONGER/BETTER THAN I HAD THE LAST FEW NIGHTS AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT. IT WAS STILL RAINING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET MY DAUGHTER OUT OF HER CRIB. SHE HAS BEEN A+ EXCITED TO GET OUT OF THAT CRIB THIS WEEK. VERY CUTE. MY WIFE MADE HER WAFFLES WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND SPRINKLES ON THEM. SHE ALSO ATE MOST OF A BANANA. IT WAS RAINING, SO I DROVE HER TO DAYCARE INSTEAD OF WALKING. AFTERWARDS I WENT TO THE GYM WHERE I FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE SELMA. THEN I WENT TO THE STORE TO GET FOOD AND BEER. THEN I WENT TO WAWA TO GET COFFEE. THEN I CAME BACK HOME. I MADE THIS VIRAL VIDEO. I WANT TO BE A VIRAL HUMAN AND I WANT MY LIFE TO BE A STREAM OF VIRAL VIDEOS. YOU CAN DO THIS TOO. WE CAN ALL BE V.H.'S AND WE CAN ALL LIVE IN THIS NEW VIRAL UNIVERSE. LET'S WATCH FOOTBALL AND DRINK BEER AND MAKE CONTENT FOREVER.