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Monday, July 25, 2016

Hearing a lotta sighs out of my co-workers' moufs. Let's tighten up ship, guys!

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In honor of my suddenly feeling superior to everyone and everything, I present to you the above Ship of the 9 (animated gif) and––more importantly––my 9 POINTS OF LIGHT (LIFE). Enjoy!

1. DONT SIGH - BREATH NORMAL, OR DO WIM HOF STYLE
2. DO BASKETS BALL HOOPING
3. EMBODY THE COLOUR OF YOUR DESIRES
4. NO GOATS
5. LEAVE SATANIC TIPS WHENEVER APPLICABLE 
6. HOLD THE MAYO
7. RESPECT WOMEN
8. FUCK IT
9. FAKE IT TILL YALL MAKE IT