Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ Cᴀɴ Bᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ Wᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ

NEW RECORD FROM JACK JAPAN, FORTHCOMING VIA P.P. REX 〄. TO PRE-ORDER, WAVE YOUR HANDS AROUND UNTIL YOU MAIM A BIRD. TEACH THE BIRD SIGN LANGUAGE. THEN THE BIRD WILL SIGN YOU THE URL WHERE YOU CAN DO A PRE-ORDER.

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wanna go to TRUMP TOWER and sing a seven-hour version of my song "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)" by I haven't written a song called "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)"

Might not be the best movie to watch at the gym tonight…

The Baby of Mâcon (1993) by Peter Greenaway looks like a hoot.

If I Do 𝕏, Then 𝕐 Means I've Already Died

Kmart Tarps have been one of the most consistent and prolific bands under The Pizza Puppies umbrella and it's only the audience getting wet (with sound). That's why I was pleased as a spiked punch when I got this animatronic gif in the electronic mail. Kmart Bloody Kmart is poised to be their masterwork and it's due out on P.P. Rex in late 2029. Can't wait!

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pure anonymous panda

  -- do u want a hit ?

My 👟 (FOOT) hurts 😂

 

c r i p p l i n g l y

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👑 Nan King Cole Massacre 👑

" M a k i n g a S c e n e (in Walgreens)"

In late January, Vernon Howl (ex-@vernonhowl) got into a Twitter conversation with a Weird Al fanatic

The esteemed Pizza Puppies user just released an a cappella record available for free here.

Thinking about becoming a performance artists FYI

Not sure if this guy bought enough 🍺

This is probably the coolest photo I've ever taken. It's def the coolest photo of my dog. Full size here.

Been just casually posting a lot of hot fake album covers all willy-nilly like when I shoulda been adding them to this jam. Oh well.

sea in colour

And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever 

Yo, wanna go on a Cialis Binge with me ??

This is a hot handle… I be jeal-jeal.

Arukka Zuz?

How I'm living.

The Crocodile Hunter would have been 55 years old today

BRANDZ is live.

SEEMINGLY NO AMT. OF SUGAR GONNA MAKE ME SMILE TODAY • MIGHT HAVE TO GO LAY IN A DITCH AND FETCH SOME SUNLIGHT

KISSY

KISSY

in the

PORNO

MORGUE

this one goes out to that special someone in the world who won't drink Arizona 99¢ cuz it's not american enough

GAS ⛽️ GIANT 🎍

NC Trout

Wherein the klutz throws around more useless, festering thoughts. . .

My face is definitely plastered on too many album covers lol.

Princeton hoops really crushing it this year. Their last loss was Dec. 20th. 9-0 in the Ivy.
AND THAT WAS YOUR UNIVERSITY OF PRINCETON SPORTS UPDATE.

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🇫🇮 today's movie (https://t.co/rOqOoTNbD7) ft'd the song "Finnish Ice" from the Novosibirsk EP available here » https://t.co/XaCnIKE3V4 http://pic.twitter.com/ZjvxvI6esh — 2017 (@0tterboy) February 18, 2017

Just a fun selfie

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∆ duet with google - "comagrove" ∆ official version forthcoming via https://t.co/5g7RYq7JBc http://pic.twitter.com/EQ5VBdDUjm — 2017 (@0tterboy) February 17, 2017

Every super lo-fi video I take with my Kindle Fire it says the date created was NYE 1969.

ATTN: This is the greatest YouTube video ever posted. Please watch it and share it with your friends & family #NotFakeNews.

If I ever record an album in Prague there's a 💯% chance I'm going to name it Prague Rock

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"I Noodle" full song 🎶 coming later tonight via Pizza 🍕 Puppies 🐶 Recording Label —> https://t.co/FtzSy6IRjA http://pic.twitter.com/xcGBq6BgQD — 2017 (@0tterboy) February 16, 2017

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😬people forget "if I'd" is short "if I HAD" — learn more: https://t.co/YQSHjt2hHv http://pic.twitter.com/aY2rNzKSYb — 2017 (@0tterboy) February 16, 2017

DADS: Both new & old