When in rome u better eat a Chrome Pony. I heard abt this new macbook, does its track pad track like that? (mine, above^) i m minding mi own biz [[streaming illegal_NBA]] when all of a sudden my 'puter decides to turn on me; little did I know 1wk later the battery would expand and send one of the microscrews flying, cracking the'pad in the'process (s/o embiiiiid). well thaz where we is now wounded and waiting wonderful and i wont be buying any mo 🍎 products for dam sur. na-uh. lemme get to my books; they need me. i kant thinkk abt this N.E. longa. (sorry dont' meen to sound salty rn just a tad tired + P.O'd that i accidentally deleted a #podcast i recorded abt charlize theron's personallife.)
K E Y: ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video; † = highly recommended content
Monday, October 31, 2016
#HillbillyforPrison is the hashtag folks. So they want to throw Hillbilly Kingpin in the smacker? I'd like to see them try. Our future Lady President is stronger than a horde of wolverines (and better looking). Even if you did manage to put her in prison she would get out and be an even better leader of this great nation. You can't put a person in jail because of a hashtag but a bad hashtag can land you behind bars if you're not careful. My advice: put down the # and pick up a barbell, ya knucklehead. Let Lady H take us to the next level. Get to the polls early and often!
Official logo of the outfit Turmericrü, whose debut micro-EP, Olaf and the Babysitter [SS76] is out now!
PETITION:
Scarves are an OK name but I think "THROAT COATS" is much more A) accurate, and B) fun to say. Please sign my petition in favor of renaming scarves to "THROAT COATS" by leaving a comment, thanks:
Friday, October 28, 2016
I love the Covers.com bet graphs. If you bet the Wiz ATS, you were feeling pretty solid in the 3rd when it hit green there. That's sports.
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
The hard drive contained more than 51,000 images and videos of individuals filmed surreptitiouslyJesus, this creepy dude was prolific. He's only 19; how did he create so much content in so little time? There's a (really gross) lesson in here somewhere.
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Knicks one of only 3 NBA teams to use their name as their custom Twitter emoji-generating hashtag
Kind of an upset? I definitely thought the Knicks hashtag would have been something dumb like #KnickLife. Shoutout to the #Knicks, #Celtics and #Pelicans (interesting) for keeping it simple.
FUTURE BETS
Here are some future plays I just made:
I think there's some great value in Indians in 5 (+950). They've been awesome at home and––if they can get up 2-0––I can definitely see that happening. Also, there would be something fitting about Chicago losing their first World Series in 70 years at home. I also made two NBA Future bets on total wins, both over: Knicks Over 40 (EVEN) and Sixers Over 23.5 (-105). Good value on those numbers. I think there are several teams in the East with O/U numbers that are too high, so instead of rooting for unders with teams I don't really give a hoot about, I thought I'd take my chances with some (hopefully) fun teams I'll actually be watching. Best case scenario: I think the Knicks can sniff 50 and Sixers high 20s.
I think there's some great value in Indians in 5 (+950). They've been awesome at home and––if they can get up 2-0––I can definitely see that happening. Also, there would be something fitting about Chicago losing their first World Series in 70 years at home. I also made two NBA Future bets on total wins, both over: Knicks Over 40 (EVEN) and Sixers Over 23.5 (-105). Good value on those numbers. I think there are several teams in the East with O/U numbers that are too high, so instead of rooting for unders with teams I don't really give a hoot about, I thought I'd take my chances with some (hopefully) fun teams I'll actually be watching. Best case scenario: I think the Knicks can sniff 50 and Sixers high 20s.
The two typos / article ommisions in the above fantasy football trash talk I just posted are driving me nuts. You can't go back and edit either WTF. (That's a picture of The Commish btw, which I am*.)
*I'm "The Commish" as in I am the commissioner of the league (if that wasn't clear)
CLEVELAND: SPORTS MECCA
I'm sure they can and will handle it, but having a HUGE baseball game (first World Series contest between the Cubs and Indians) and a HUGE basketball game (opening night tipoff after the city's first championship in forever: Knicks at Cavs) must present a logistical nightmare for Cleveland, right? The stadium and arena are literally right next to each other. Anyway, this is just a thing I thought of tonight, a HUGE sports night. Of course, I'll be at Union Transfer watching this rock band (naturally). More sports and bets content to follow on this blog, including my official picks on both games, so stay tuned. Namaste.
Monday, October 24, 2016
2 RANDOM THOUGHTZ
• The Walking Dead is back and so is my constant "is this the season I stop watching?" mantra (I will never stop watching)
• The NBA is also back (tomorrow) and I cannot decide if I should get the Knicks league pass ($120 seems like $20-60 too much $)
• The NBA is also back (tomorrow) and I cannot decide if I should get the Knicks league pass ($120 seems like $20-60 too much $)
Uh… Hey, Jets? Maybe start giving Matt Forte the workhorse bulk he deserves and you need?!?
Without doing any scientific math, I can safely say that the New York Football Jets performance as team is directly related to how many fantasy points my boi Mr. Matt Forte nets. So get your shit together NYJ!
Without doing any scientific math, I can safely say that the New York Football Jets performance as team is directly related to how many fantasy points my boi Mr. Matt Forte nets. So get your shit together NYJ!