Under the pseudonym of MC Nothingness I conjured these ideas. Jeff Bezos made me do it.

I only write novels. These posts aren't me. Anyone who comes for the posts should know that. Full disclosure. These are the words of a bot. I created the bot. It is my clone. Beff. That is the clone-bot's name. Beff is a good writer in his own, umm, right. He prefers poems and movies though. You can read a movie and watch a book. Novels aren't meant to be read anymore anyway. Just knowing they exist is enough. Cemeteries are the new libraries. Every ISBN is RIP. 

For whatever reason, I edited out all of 3eb lead singer Stephan Jenkins's stage banter from this live-streamed performance in Myrtle Beach earlier this month. I also tacked on some very similar banter from their Bonnaroo performance a couple weeks later because life is truly meaningless.

Going to see The Phish tonight. God help me.

The new penny

$0.01 never looked so good

is better 2 make art with the hands or with digital ?
eternal question
very hard to answer proper
will continue to search on for answer
so the ? becomes a .
one day

OR A POOL. WOULD BE GOOD TO BE IN A POOL RN! OR SLEEPING!! THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE THE BEST!

would rather b lying under a tree somewhere in Cali tbh

What's better about not doing social media and only blog posts is that you can make the font look whatever the heck color and style you want whenever you want it. Hahaha try that on a tweet Obama or Ashton!

A band called The Plant-Based Dads.

Not sure what's inside a grape leaves.

LIP CLICK THING

I am a hashtag. Of course I am. I am nothing if not a self-contained movement pushing softly against its vessel with warm perspiration and awkward handshakes. Aren't we all. I flew into your town the other night on the back of a giant bird to say a single word. "Thanks," I muttered breathlessly. It sounded like two dry lips clicking together and not like a word at all. Everyone stared. But like any good hashtag, I started a trend. Soon everyone in town started doing the lip click thing. It was great. I laughed all the way to the bank and while I was there I started a savings account. I tried to put three grilled cheese sandwiches and a dirty penny in the savings account. But the penny was so dirty that the bank lady said I couldn't put it in because people might think it was a bug.

Last night I dreamt my dad had a podcast.

NEW BOOK: Desiree Wrote Her Name in Japanese

I've watched like six episodes of The Office Season 9 (last season) over the last 48 hours or so.

One of the cleaning people are cleaning the keys of my piano and it is noise but how it sounds like sweet music to my ears over the pulsating rattle of the basement AC unit.

Not gonna listen to the Fall Out Boy / Missy Elliot "Ghostbusters" theme cover out of respect for Huey Lewis.

// A SONG COLLECTION ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING (CULTURE) IS COMING VERY SOON //

"Give me amazonaws or give me death."

Not sure what's up with the duct tape on this fence but I'm a fan.

LOOKING GOOD

in the neighborhood^ .

Fly on the eye of this dead bird

On the digital remnants of 'some people'^

On 'some people'^.

Time.

Not watching the Neil Young/Jimmy Fallon thing. Fight viral content #.

Watching The Office S09E04 on Netflix.

TOMOOROW^: My 4+ day podcast drought ends.

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Yo. WikiLeaks or that Snowden guy should ©opyright the phrase, "Been there, dumped that ;)" Just my $0.02, folks.

Someone put a piece of pizza behind these bars

Pizza jail 🍕

The way footnotes work on this website is the little red arrow at the end of a sentence includes a box of text which is visible when you hover your mouse over the little red arrow^.

Congrats to the Cavs on their NBA championship. I did not see that coming but that is definitely why I watch sports. Feel great for all the Cleveland sports fans out there. 52 years. WOW. LeBron just led the first team back from a 3-1 deficit and he did it against the team that had the best regular season record in the history of the NBA. Truly something special.

B R E A K I N G »

Some logos look so similar to other logos especially at the favicon micro-sightline level.

06.16.16 | Thursday | 11:40:45 AM EST | Just added to the fake song database:

"Cogent Home"
"Fork in the Moat"

I don't fuck with NPR streams no more. Don't like that player.

Live like they're definitely not making a biopic sorry bro. 

THX 4 VISITING MY WEBSITE

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PLS CONSIDER VISITIN SOMETIME AGAIN IN THE FUTURE ✌️ SO LONG

NASDlll

Even if, more or less, they end up becoming to-DON'T lists, ya know what I mean?

"Sanders, the Windows 95 of Progressive Politics?"

• Hillary, the iOS8 of Presumptive Democratic Presidential Nominees?
• Hamilton, the Linux of Founding Fathers?
• Trump, the Mountain Lion of Orange-Painted Ape-Men?

Sup, world?

Prototype. Z.

I think I can isolate some of my main problems in life to the fact that I don't routinely use a to-do list. I am super pro to-do lists. 

Twelve 31

I think this is a solid album name. I've always really liked those numbers
and how they look in sequence: 1231. I wish I could generate an a whole album
just by thinking really hard about the feelings of said album + designing
album art. That would be my preferred method for making music if––you know––it 
was doable within the constraints of our shared concrete reality.

Come at me bro

I lied about not doing a pod.