I love Lance Armstrong, and his papa Neil. American heroes them both. No doubt USA 🇺🇸 hall of famers.

For me ending the year with pink eye and weird bleeding gums seems about right.

When is not Christmas 🎄?

Went to Longwood Gardens tonight with the fam. Really cool place. Highly recommend if you ever find yourself in southeast PA.

Very excited for the game tonight. Love these uniforms.

My dream to start a livejournal in 2017 is also a promise and it is real

https://t.co/BvwXwX8AoW http://pic.twitter.com/BDsBN4swnH — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

Here is a picture of me finishing the Atlantic City Half-Marathon in 2013.

http://pic.twitter.com/XO1fWWs34N — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

New featured content: Jokes, a digital chapbook.

A NEW DAY IS DAWNING

DEAD-Å$$ ÍÍ 2014

F E E B L E

M U T A N T

TRANSMISSIONS

(CAPSLOCK, 2016b)

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http://pic.twitter.com/Rtkvh7eobc — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 21, 2016

December 20, 2016 at 09:18PM

I'm an average swimmer, an average skier and an above average cook.

I need a giant snack of hair to feed my ambivalence and spring me towards a better body

I'm not sure who Brandon thought he was emailing after midnight about Hillary Clinton but this was in my day job's main info inbox. Hit him up at ivbaseball07 at yahoo, though.

I know it came out early in the year (Jan. 22) but Emotional Mugger is the best thing Ty Segall's put out in my opinion. Shocked it hasn't made many year-end lists, or any that I've seen actually.

/nulligan

¡¡ only 370 more shopping days till xmas'17 !!

http://pic.twitter.com/KyIBmGcHMq — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 20, 2016

The world is trying to destroy me but I won't let it

December 19, 2016 at 07:17PM

Today was a weird day.

Subtle (design-wise) but great apostrophe use here. Love it 😍

I think this would make for a good album cover. [Source.]

On a train 🚂

http://pic.twitter.com/EEwB9iN203 — 2017 (@0tterboy) December 19, 2016

–– my wife dropped her phone earlier today (5c) and now it has the most bad-ass looking tone/color to the screen and all the pix she takes look like that too, but it's not real––they are just normal-looking pix when she texts me –– there is a lot about perception/reality inherent in the aftermath of this phone drop, and I just wanted to share this with the world on my blog ––

-jeff

How I'm living

SESAME PLACE DECEMBER 2016

FACEBOOK.COM/LIVESTHETIC

I am the proud owner of the aforementioned fb url. This is the new and final home for all My America Industries LLC / Pizza Puppies (Arts Collective) live feed content. Check out the debut broadcast after the jump and be sure to follow FACEBOOK.COM/LIVESTHETIC on your computer and phone.

http://pic.twitter.com/mzGzN9RfV4 — ø (@0tterboy) December 18, 2016

Down to my last dollars 💵 in the ole sb acct. This is the action I'm tying the wagon to. God help me.

December 18, 2016 at 09:57AM

Updated the and still can't make like videos. Life is unfair. [UPDATE: Yes! The page I created for a fake company called Livesthetic is now enabled to make fb live vids! Hooray! Go follow / track that page or whatever.)

Was magically drawn to finding/reading this tweet as I myself was enjoying a pear.

http://pic.twitter.com/qsi94f7j7F — ø (@0tterboy) December 18, 2016

Flip flops guy don't give a 🐤

December 17, 2016 at 02:14PM

Day 3 of not being able to use fb live on this acct (Arar Bolera)

What I've been doing all morning long (FML)

I'm not sure why Soundcloud makes these little notification boxes float in the air. Nothing happens when you try to hover on or click them. When the tracks are gone, they're gone.

I've got maybe an hour left of this before I'm done :/

JESUS CHRIST. I PUT AN EMOJI IN THE DESCRIPTION OF A RECENT PODCAST AND NOW THE ITUNES FEED IS FUCKED AGAIN. GOD FORBID THE ALMIGHTY APPLE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO PARSE EMOJIS IN THE DESCRIPTION FIELD OF PODCASTS. JESUS CHRIST.

UPDATE: Anyway, it should be back & working fine in a few hours. It's my fault. I want too much out of this crazy world.

This is my #1 most listened to track on Soundcloud. I just paid $107 US Dollars for another year of their Unlimited Pro plan and now I am going to manually delete a few thousand tracks (this one included) one at a time (because, ugh). I'm not sure why I do the things I do. But I feel like Soundcloud needs to become a 'podcast-content' only area/platform in my life. I don't make a cent on "Dickweed Watermelon Acid Trip" getting played upwards of 17x a week. Should I? There is literally no money to be made at S.C. I like it, but it's just a distribution/promotion tool. So essentially, removing all my original music feels like the right move. I will only distribute my thoughts and my voice at that website.

. . . had the "🔥 b u r n i n g 🔥" desire to change every single one on my passwords, more as an attempt to organize/consider all the sites/platforms I am/will be using in the new year to make and post things but then I my fingers couldn't start the task … I think they knew it was a dumb brain idea and they were like, "use us to make something RIGHT NOW instead of this shitty chore which will take hours, dumb-dumb brain-haver." … And I was like whoa fingers, don't be so harsh, but I know they are right . . . 

http://pic.twitter.com/JAiJvwkrxi — ø (@0tterboy) December 16, 2016

December 15, 2016 at 09:15PM

I'm watching the football game.

I'm abandoning my free yahoo fantasy basketball team. I'm so sorry. It's just a distraction I don't need in 2017. My apologies to the other managers in Yahoo Public 124459 and of course, my squad: Dennis Schroder, Bradley Beal , Jordan Clarkson, Paul George, Clint Capela, Julius Randle, DeMarcus Cousins, Joel Embiid, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Rudy Gobert, Kyle Korver, Kevin Love and Emmanuel Mudiay.

y'all forever in my heart ✌-jeff

http://pic.twitter.com/7sFeZ8awpB — ø (@0tterboy) December 15, 2016

http://pic.twitter.com/Hb7WKuYSQE — ø (@0tterboy) December 15, 2016

… Gonna walk my dog in this frigid cold then return to this no-heat house and do two podcasts, as one does on a Thursday afternoon when the heat is broken but the internet works …

Because it's important for me to have different user names on every platform (god help me), I've gone ahead and updated my fb page deets (user = Arar Bolera | fb page = Livesthetic). Unfortunately I can't seem to go live with either of these accounts and I have no idea 😡 Oh well, not gonna worry about it anymore today. I also have a new snapchat handle, microepmaker, which is meaningful because the only thing I use that for is to make my 'micro-EPs'––fitting, eh?

I wrote a tiny bit about The Boss's best song on Tumblr.