Here are 32 photos I took of my office / art I was working on, etc., when I lived in Princeton, NJ ~8 years ago (Ed. note: one of these pictures is of my dog, one of these pictures is of my bleeding finger, and one of these pictures is of my chest hair.) ––––

Look at my beautiful boy

Look at him

I just walked by a rusty fidget spinner

But here's a picture of my dog peeing on a tree instead

Look at my dog

Just look at him, thanks.

FEELS LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY I'M TRULY GETTING MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK AND SO JUST WANNA GIVE PROPS TO MY DOG AND GREAT PAL FRANK

My dog's DNA results

Years ago, the owner of my dog's sister's got a DNA test and shared the results. So while these are not truly 'his DNA results' they are 'close enough'. This is what I wrote on January 24th, 2012:

This is 100% real. I'm not sure how much this cost (or how accurate it is) but they bought it to shut up their know-it-all vet who insisted that Dezi (my dog's sister) was a black lab. It's interesting. We know exactly who their parents are--which is itself an odd 'luxury' most dog owners can never have--and we knew that Pops was a purebred golden. But we had no clue what exactly the mother's makeup was, though several people (not me) had insisted she had a good amount of boxer blood. They were right.

My dog loves sniffing and peeing on xmas trees and wreaths and garland.

My dog 🐶

My dog Frank is a real bookworm 📚

Frank is a good boy. Yes he is.

My dog, the one and only, FRANK. A good boy if there ever was one.

In addition to revamping this blog HQ today, the first day after Easter (AMEN), I want to remind you that I am constantly striving to make my tumblie, shrimp-kardashian.tumblr, an enjoyable and worthwhile content destination. For example, take this beautiful photo of my dog Frank wearing Easter Bunny ears. Amazing.

A picture of my dog

This is actually a still from a movie I made from a year ago yesterday. Full disclosure.

My dog is famous now

My dog's mom