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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Why Humans Like Rooftop Bars/Restaurants: An Exposè

Toledo, O.H.– Picture this: You. A roof. A glass of your favorite adult beverage ... that's when the pterodactyls are most likely to attack. Yet time and time and time and time and time again we find ourselves in this very scenario. Sad.

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SO I DECIDED TO 'MAN UP' AND GO THRU W/ WATCHING THE SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE (FIRST 40 MINUTES THIS MORNING) AND I AM SO HAPPY I DID. IT MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GREATEST 100 MOVIES EVER. I WILL GENERATE MORE CONTENT ON THIS EXPERIENCE/FILM LATER. SO SO SO SO GOOD.

OREGON DUCKS FINALLY ACHIEVED PEAK UNIFORM DESIGN

That's it, folks. They Ducks finally did it. The uniform experiment must end. And it must end NOW. My take:

For the past 75-100 years or something like that, the Oregon U football squad has been literally wearing a different uniform design for every single game they've played. This recruiting gimmick/schtick has been fruitful. The Ducks have been the class of the Pac (12). But with the announcement and release that this weekend's uniform is going to look like an actual duck (see left) the experiment needs to end. These are pretty much the coolest uniforms ever. Short of gluing some actual feathers to them I'm not sure how they could be improved. I love them. Do all your loyal fans a favor, OU, and stick with the duck style. #DuckStyle4Life

This might be the best photograph I've ever taken.