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Sunday, August 7, 2016

Posting a dramatic reading video of me reciting "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock to my YouTube in a few minutes (1/2 singing and 1/2 talking). Check it out!

Gorgonzola Ram Cheese


Now this is an album I need to make. The people deserve it.

Why must my face have fur?


My face fur, which needs to be removed 1-3 times each week, has clogged my sink. I'll be getting together a baking soda & vinegar concoction mixed with boiling water to try and fix it.
THEY CALL ME "BIG." "BIG DATA." BECAUSE I AM BIG. AND I LOVE DATA. AND I HAVE THIS HAT. WOW. OK.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: BB King was a foster parent to over 40 rabid + blind/incontinent orphaned racoons