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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Planning a run through beautiful downtown Morgantown PA for this Saturday morning.

UPDATE: Just thought of something. Not sure why you can't save maps you make like this to your account and open them in the Google Maps app. I think the embedding is cool and looks good but it's dumb I have to email myself a link to that running path and keep it in my inbox (although it does open in the app with all points included). I guess this is a fairly particular request/complaint.
I bet the Pels -6 because I didn't understand that line at all. It went to 5 and I was feeling weird about it. But they pulled it out. Now: let's go STATE.

In other news, let me hype this new (or new to me') app called Sports Action. I am Jeff Kkast on it, although I don't think there's a social function to follow people (yet?). This app is great. Starting tonight I am going to track my actual plays on it daily/nightly. Only two pieces of criticism I have thus far: (1) I wish you could track international soccer because I've had a lot of fun betting on that recently, and (2) the alerts worked a little more smoothly/differently. But all and all, Awesome App Great Job.

Nully
I think this might be the most perfect work of art I've ever made. It's definitely the most important.

I love my body and moving it around in this world and I love being alive

nulelujah

⚽️ I think I'm addicted to betting soccer draws ⚽️

Yo, for real.


Monday, November 28, 2016

It's true


Luv 2 Hump


I can't wait to release Koala Maximalist, Part II: Envisionist History, but I haven't even released Koala Maximalist (part zero/one) yet lol.
M A Y B E
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Unsubscribe from every email that has "cyber monday" in it

OK, I think I will

Russell Westbrook? More like Tripssell Westdouble

THE DUDE IS ALWAYS GETTING TRIPLE DOUBLES COME ON
Null Nixon
I gambled on a soccer game being played in this building in Turkey. It's 0-0 five minutes in and I need a tie. I'm chalk and I'm diesel.

UPDATE: lol this game ended in a tie. I'm rich now.
status: participating in "cyber monday" as a metaphor for capitalism*

*oh wait, it's not a metaphor? haha lol fuck me

Sunday, November 27, 2016

This was being marketed as a "heart" taillight for your bike but damn it looks like a set of balls to me.
th'plants r call(ah)in my nayum
 regalia instructo dissektin
mo'falence any of th'time
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distop pope palin
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disgrun h't hath 
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This is all I ate over thanksgiving weekend.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Jus published another book because dam it feel good & I kant b stopped ;)

click hur

My take? I like OK GO's viral videos (BUT I THINK THERE MUSIC KEEPS GETTING WORSE)

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

ALT RIGHT?

More like Control-Alt-Delete, if you ask me. THANKS.
💥 Holy shit: GOOGLE UPDATED THE BLOGGER / BLOGSPOT INTERFACE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED! 

So far, all the changes seem to be cosmetic and it actually looks nice tbh. I don't think I've noticed a single different tactical change or addition. We shall see.

Oh yeah

This banger is coming soon folks.

Nanananannull

An empty pool

NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK ! NEW BOOK ALERT ! CLICK !

Please add me as a friend on CyberFriends.com my handle is jefrotul. Thanks.
This is as unnecessary a photoshop as has ever been created: Papal Manning. I'm so sorry.


🔺 Some people refer to Trenton New Jersey as the "Old Navy Triangle" 🔺

Nope.

Monday, November 21, 2016

nul1

Sports field on a mountain.

nul2
… Life is insane …

47 viewers seems like a lot of viewers for 15 seconds of footage of the bathroom wall at my office.


Here is a gif I created with the iPhone MySpace app on June 21st, 2013


RIP.

the myspace iphone app (which I just re-downloaded from an archive on my computer b/c it's no longer in the app store) is so old and buggy that my phone sent me a notification that it could seriously slow down my phone, basically implying, "delete this, idiot" –– I just wanted to see if you could still create gifs on it, but alas it's not working at all lol

I did start a new profile called TilapiaRon though, and might blog about tilapia from the vantage point of a guy named Ron

S T O P the V I O L E N C E ✌️

take it to the limit
baby please don't cry
I think I wanna hand over
this harsh bandito love supply




I Have To Read 37 137 Tweets (For Work) After I Go Pee-Peep: A True Story


➬ click the 🔥-words to read more dumb-dumb thoughts like this 1

-Actor as Musician-

'FAILSCALE' + Societal Threat Guide

I ' D LuV I T if U (all-of-us)
waz a Lil'' L e SS ReªL
Mark has been encountering some weather recently and the results… well, the results are that he is still walking barefoot across America.

(PS. I highlighted this thought from today's blog post because it is actually similar to a thought I've had before.)
… it's super cold in the office today; not sure what's up with that …
Watch out: @0tterboy is on that Periscope tip now. I must say that I like the simplicity/control of your content on Periscope better than FB Live, but FBL kills it on the functionality/creative side of things. The option to draw on your face whilst creating a live-feed video is pretty amazing.

🏈 2 NYC ATHLETES TO GET EXCITED FOR IN 2017 & BEYOND 🏀

Brad Wing (left) is the Aussie punter of the New York Football Giants and he wears braces. Guillermo Gustavo "Willy" Hernangómez Geuer (right; pronounced… um, Billy?) is a backup member of the frontcourt for the New York Basketball Knicks and he is a beautiful Spanish boy who is going to be already a very solid NBA player.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

🏈 THOUGHT

I've noticed more and more at the end of games wherein the "miracle lateral play" is employed, players are less inclined to actually lateral the football if they don't have a clearing to hit a teammate with a level of certainty, which is to say––perhaps––they don't want to risk having a lost fumble attributed to their stats, both IRL and in the fantasy realm (this is just a theory, and a run-on sentence; I have no evidence to back this up––I just wanted to bitch that these "miracle lateral plays" have become, too often, stale, and it breaks my heart ever so because I love those plays).

Went to the zoo today and saw this guy.

… h e l p

This is an email that came into my work's general "info" account. The dude this guy is trying to email will never see this. There's so much anger in the world and hardly any of it's justifiable. I do appreciate signing your emails, "You are scum. Good luck!!" Might start doing that.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

"We can never give up on our dreams"

http://www.myameri.ca/p/peers.html
other the horizon,, a sheltered parkarena homeless ampersand naked in the darkening sky



WARNING: ON OCTOBER 23rd 2013 I GOOGLED THE NUMBER "83" – PLEASE CLICK "MORE»" DIRECTLY BELOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO WITNESS THE INCREDIBLE IMAGE SEARCH RESULTS!

A thing I highly encourage you to try doing as well:

just don't think about Kanye West or process/consume any Kanye West content; I've been doing it for years now and I've never felt better.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

lol 😂 the Knicks scored 47 in the fourth quarter.