For lunch today, I ate a half pound of white American cheese alone in my car whilst listening to the audio-only 60 Minutes podcast. This was not an ideal lunch but the alternative being eating a salad in the depressing grocery store cafeteria area was just not in the cards. In my mind, it was just the two options but there is no doubt that a 100% celery-&-cucumber-based diet would be a much better fit for my lifestyle.