Today I begin an exciting new chapter in living my life. Basically, I plan to start doing it. Finally, for once. For once and for all. I have spent 33 years and one month not living my life. What a foolish thing to have done! To think I can spend that much time actually living and I will only be 66 years old? Quite the bargain, if you ask me. So here's to life! And to humidity! And to Justin Bieber and the weirdest insects imaginable. I want to feel all of it and be present, and embrace it in its truest and most pure state.This starts by just being chill, by writing, by being. By wearing NASCAR-branded sunglasses and white headphones under a hazy sky, meditating in public to the sounds of a brown noise drone on a park bench.
There really isn't any other way.
