NOOOOOO!!!! had 10,000 dollars on "Clinton, stage right."
The Ringer really burying the lede here, which is:
The struggling San Fran Giants sign basketball star Kevin Durant
I bet this band doesn't even like sports all that much. I bet it's an 'ironic' band name*.

*Not trying to be a H8 here, folks. I actually think it's a solid B/B+ band name. Just making an observation.

The Top 10 Things to Do in San Francisco (Classic San Fran)


1. Visit the Fuller House House (very full, very house-like)
2. Get a head wound at Candlestick Park
3. EARTHQUAKE! (love to shake my bod)
4. The Golden Gay Bridge (ppl forget: SF = 1st gay-friendly city in USA)
5. Crabcakes… mmmm, delish
6. Smoke a doob at the Tomb of Jerry Garcia ©
7. Time-travel down at the Fisherman's WARP
8. Redwoods trees the size of you can drive a car through wow such a big tree
9. Sourdough bread? More like SourDO bread, if you ask me
10. Tour the birthplace of Kevin Durant
I TWEETED ABOUT THE AGGRO CRAG/GUTS [here] | IT'S GOOD 2 REMEMBER STUFF (IE, KEEPS US FROM FORGETTING IT)
TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW EP, AAA: FREE JAZZ INSPIRED BY SULLY SULLENBERGER, WHICH COMES OUT IN ELEVEN MINUTES (GIVE OR TAKE A DECADE):

• A PACK OF ALPACAS
• APOCADIX
• AMOR ALLUSION